News Song by Chase

Papi hits a home run, and now the game is done

Chorus: Reading the news is such a blast, even though it happened in the past.

I watched Ortiz hit the ball out of sight, and then I read about it on a web site.
I read it on the news, and some TVs; now the red sox are in the World Series!
The Cardinals fans watched in terror, as their team made error after error.

Chorus: Reading the news is such a blast, even though it happened in the past.

Papi slid home and had a celebration, way to go Red Sox nation!
Salty showed up at Medford Modell’s, all you could hear were all the screams and all the yells.
Saltalamacchia has a really long name, so fans just call him Salty during the game.

Chorus: Reading the news is such a blast, even though it happened in the past.  WWOORRDD!!