I’ve been thinking that our lives stink right now; we are getting bulled by people bigger than us and always getting stuck in traffic. Well, want to know something that will make our lives better? A dragon will. Here are a few examples of why getting a dragon would be awesome.
One example is that no one would mess with us because they would be afraid of the dragon. Imagine if someone was teasing me. I would call the dragon with a special dragon whistle. The dragon would swoop down to the playground and shoot one tiny little flare at the bully. He would run away in fear because he wouldn’t want to get burned like flaming hot dog. I would feel ten times safer with a dragon.
Another example of it being epic to have a dragon is that we wouldn’t have to sit in 50 miles of traffic, because we would be flying OVER on our speedy dragon with style. Takeoff and landing aren’t really any different that riding in a helicopter. The dragon wouldn’t go higher than your average tree. The dragon could have a saddle that has a cover that you could pull up that acts like an umbrella when it rains. The only problem is that I wouldn’t know where to put any of our stuff if we had any. The dragon is superior to cars because there is not so much traffic in the air.
Dad and I have been doing a lot of camping lately. Sometimes lighting a fire yourself can be dangerous. The dragon will light the fire for us with its hot breath. Now we do not have to spend money on a lighter or matches to light a fire. The dragon would help because it doesn’t take up any space in our packs. Having a dragon when going camping would be like having an extra friend with unlimited matches.
This is just a fourth of the reasons why we need a dragon.
Sincerely, your beloved son,